Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Let's Talk Movies- but NOT During the Movie

OK, Clever Girls. This is the deal. Whether on TV, rented or at the box office, movies (and other forms of entertainment) are an undeniable component of our social fabric. While it may seem at times impossible to bridge the chasm that exists between those that interest men and those that interest women, movies, like relationships, involve compromise.

There are plenty of movies both sexes can enjoy together. When the newest sappy chick flick is released, don’t invite your man; there are options. When he asks what you have planned, tell him you are thinking of asking "Susie" to go see a "sappy, cry-your-eyes-out movie." If he says, "I’ll go," then he’s committing himself to said movie, and when he complains about it later you can gently remind him he invited himself. If he says, "I’d like to see a movie with you, why don’t we pick one we both want to see?" meet somewhere between "Alien Death March" and "My Dying Breath."

There is no avoiding those testosterone-filled movies, the release of which he will be anxiously awaiting, so, Clever Girls, think ahead. Most movies are released to the theaters on Fridays. Go online, or stop at the theater when it first opens, and get some tickets he can enjoy with friends. This will prevent you from ever having to see "Predator: 1,200" and the inevitable argument over which movie to see that night. Take this as an opportunity to catch up with all of the girlfriends you’ve been neglecting since you began your relationship. Here is a perfect arena for all of that girl talk you’ve been dying to unload.

OR, find a movie you want to see that has a similar running time and suggest you all meet after for a late dinner or drinks. The point is, Clever Girls CAN avoid movies they don't want to see and they DON'T guilt men into seeing chick flicks. Like "girl talk" these movies are for the "girls" to see together. So, in May- do not force him to endure "Sex and the City II"- although I do know a lot of guys who will watch and love it. They are So Very Clever.

** Indicates the movies every woman must see so she can generate conversation in a social situation and turn the spotlight directly on her as she discusses "The Godfather," "Animal House" or "Rudy" while the overzealous PTA members drive men away in droves. Working quotes from "guy" movies into casual conversation will cause a stir. I did it just last night- I was surrounded by "guy's guys" and evaluated the age range so I could pick a movie they'd all likely idolize. I settled "Animal House"- when the bartender gave me my beer I responded, "Thank you, Sir, may I please have another?" Every single dude stopped mid-conversation and looked at me. I know that some of them were merely visualizing me being paddled in my undies as part of a fraternity initiation- but the rest of them were just shocked that I not only had seen the movie, but could quote it.

Action movies are usually a good compromise and most try to work in some chemistry. Here are some intense and amusing ones you might not have seen. (Find what's in it for you in parentheses):

** "American History X" (a buff Edward Norton in nothing but boxers)

"Behind Enemy Lines" (a sexy tousled mess of Owen Wilson)

"Primal Fear" (the ever-engaging Richard Gere)

** "The Godfather" (the unending allure of the mafia)

** "Scarface" (Pacino. It’s tough to watch, but a must)

"Kalifornia" (David Duchovny plays someone really smart - how out of character)

"Die Hard" (just as good 10 years later)

"The Bourne Ultimatum," "The Bourne Supremacy," "The Bourne Identity" (People magazine’s sexiest man alive of 2007)

** James Bond. Pick one - there is something for everyone (a bevy of sex and intrigue)

"The Jackal" (Richard Gere AND Bruce Willis)

** "Top Gun" (for those who find Tom Cruise entertaining)

"Goodfellas" (De Niro, Pesci, Liota and Bracco in a shoot 'em up, gangster classic)

"Casino" (Sharon Stone, De Niro and James Woods battle over a gambling empire)

"The Shawshank Redemption" (arguably one of the best movies of all time)

"Pulp Fiction" (a true mindf*** in the name of entertainment)

"Con Air" (lots of sweaty, dangerous, famous men)

"Blood Diamond" (Leonardooooh!)

"Patriot Games" (ethics put to the test)

"Freeway" (Keifer in his most diabolical role opposite a brilliant Reese Witherspoon)

"The Sentinel" (Keifer)

"National Treasure" (a great action adventure, something for everyone)

** "Gone in 60 Seconds" (Mmm, fast-paced and sexy. Angelina for the girl crush)

OK- next week I will give you a list of sports films- my all-time favorite. I'll update you on the playoffs and hit the wedding circuit this week as well. If you cannot wait- click here for wedding planning tips. Where does the time go?

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